This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.
I will always reblog this
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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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get in, no time to explain
what’s with all these math problems coming to life
(Source: nemoi)
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‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
EXCUSE YOU
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVEREVER
But he got a mom to dance with at the end of the Rugrats go to Paris movie! So all is well, children. Chuckie Finster got a mommy.
I freaking love Chuckie and I cried when I saw this part of the movie. Its okay Chuckie :(
(Source: mancverboard)
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Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got
I got goosebumps from this.
Wow.
Well spoken
PREAAACHH
Posted 3 days ago
But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you
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“We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then there were four Jims and four Pams, and we got mix-and-matched. Every time I was matched with John, it was so easy and it just was so natural. On the second day, of auditions he leaned over to me and he said, ‘You’re my favorite Pam.’ And I said, ‘You’re my favorite Jim! Oh my gosh! I hope we both get it!’ So, when they called me and said that I got the role, I said, ‘Who’s Jim? Please say John Krasinski.’ They said, ‘Yes, it’s John Krasinski.’ And I knew. I started to cry and I knew that the two of us together… I couldn’t be Pam without him. He’s my Jim. He just is.”
(Source: notabadday)
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Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
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